Ideas now in the pipeline
Auteur : John S.Just received a mail from a programmer. They are now working on some of the user-ideas. They found that 3 of my ideas was so brillant that they now has started programming them.
We have often seen some of these comments on a post:
“I will be happy to report your Idea.”
or
“I confirm I have reported your suggestion.”
or
“I will report these to the development team so that they can be considered for future updates.”
or
“This function is not available at the moment, so because your topic was set as Idea I will be happy to report your improvement suggestion.”
The programmers have never seen any reported ideas, because there has been a typo in a mail address. They found out that the idea-mail-box was full of mails and had reached its max of 500 TB. They have now from 1. of april being processing and programming the huge amount of ideas.
Some of the programmers has in the past years deliberately made bugs in the software, just to have some employment, and something to report for new versions.
Other has spent lot of time on codepen.com to get code and ideas for some new objects. Some of the objects is pretty useless (mouse trail and so) but funny to make and users has to buy credits - and that is good for their employment.
Some programmers has spent time to change the UI. This is visible for all users so that the users can see that something is happening in the software. And also see it in the changelog.
All programmers are glad that they have found what was blocking the ideas. They really want to make better software and make something that the users wants and needs.
Wish you all a happy Easter.
Auteur
I was maybe a bit early - but now the first of april has shown up in Kiritimati and soon it will reach all of us.
Hi John,
I have also heard that Incomedia are going to refund all the credits that they stole from users, I have to go now as the nurse said that it's time for my medication.
Wishing everyone a Happy Easter, argh the Easter bunny is chasing me with an upgrade offer from Incomedia.
Jim.
From April 1, 2024, paid program updates will take place weekly, since programmers have hungry children at home. Get ready and enjoy! :)
Auteur
Soon the date in Honolulu will no longer be 1. April.
Imagine if this was not a joke. Not all user-ideas is perfect or even good ideas - but imagine if the best ideas was brought into the software.
Then we would not need to use alternatives when it is about e-commerce for clients or other things.
Maybe next year